Because inquiring minds want to know (you sick freaks).
Here is my toe. Or more descriptively, what is left of my toenail.
Simple story: I slipped on a wet bathroom floor and jammed my toe on the floor trim. It hurt, but not as much as you'd expect. I felt blood, looked down, and saw that my toenail had been torn out from it's roots. It's still attached at the tip, but is freestyling it in the rear. Haha, I have a mullet toenail: business in the front, party in the back.
It actually doesn't look too bad after I cleaned it up last night:

Cousin Kylie had painted my toes a couple weeks ago, so you can see where the cuticle line USED to be. Everything behind that line started yesterday beneath the protective coverings of my toe flesh. What you can't see is that the skin along the sides of my nail is pretty torn too. I think that's where all the blood came from.
Like I said, that picture was from last night. It's a bit more bruised and swollen today.